Dulcamara

Entrance and Song - Dulcamara

Dul: Dulcamara's come to town!

     Cho: Dulcamara, doodle day!

Dul: Spend with him a single crown!

     Cho: Dulcamara, doodle day!

Dul: Try his pills and buy his Squills!

     Cho: Dulcamara, doodle day!

Dul: No such ills as doctor’s bills!

     Cho: Dulcamara, doodle day!

Dul: If you should be melancholee,
     Or visions see, or feel ennui,
     Pray come to me, for I am he,
     Who makes you free for half a fee!

     Cho: Dulcamara’s come to town etc.

Dul: I know how to cheer the town!

     Cho: Oh - Dr Dulcamara say!

Dul: I'll remove each single frown!

     Cho: The Dr Dulcamara way!

Dul: Feeling poorly? I've the cure!

     Cho: Tell, Dr Dulcamara, pray!

Dul: I assure, I've cures galore!

     Cho: Watch Dr Dulcamara sway!

Dul: If you'd not strain with any pain
     Or seek to gain a smarter brain
     Or woo in vain as helpless swain,
     I'll ascertain the cure, germane.

     Cho: Dulcamara’s come to town etc.
          Dulca-dulca-mara-mara
          Dulca-dulca-mara-mara
          Dulca-dulca-mara-mara HEY!