Chief: This is becoming complicated and tiresome.
 
Roost: Have no fear, the wedding will soon be completed and you'll have
       everything you've ever wanted - including you daughter's absence.
 
Chief: Starting with my daughter's absence!
 
Squir: Patience is all, good Chief.
 
Chief: Patience is all, indeed, when you have an overly educated medicine man.
       Everything would have been over and done with yesterday if it wasn't
       for that fussy god.
 
Squir: We can't challenge the gods' wrath, your Majesty.
 
Chief: Come to think of it, we almost did challenge the gods' wrath    
       You only stopped the marriage ceremony at the last minute. Another
       moment and the tribe would have been at the mercy of the gods!
 
Roost: The tribe is in sad enough state as it is. All we need are purple
       plague epidemics.
 
Chief: In the future, Squirrel, try not to leave things until the last minute.
       I'm very disappointed in your timing.
 
Squir: Well, Chief, the god, Ka-Pook, is very rarely called upon.
 
Chief: Ka-Pook? I thought it was Ka-Dink! Well, man, out with it, is it 
       Ka-Pook or Ka-Dink? All this should be at the tip of your tongue.
 
Squir: (confused) There are many gods, Your Majesty.
 
Roost: That's why we have a medicine man to keep them all straight - 
       and happy! Maybe you should make up index cards.
 
Chief: My poor old mind has been unusually distracted with the present
       problems of our community and I need a competent staff if I'm going 
       to hold this tribe together!